not ur average history textbook lah!

Ooo...blood red and red blood...

Lets see...
My parents finally decided to ship me off to melb...
So that practically means yours truly wont be here after jan next year...
Haha no more ah bengs and lians as well as retarded ppl who cant have proper conversations in eng!
Hopefully there are hotter chicks over there than malaysia.. XD~~

time to do the stupid things ppl do...

~8 points bout ur perfect partner
sporting (doesnt have to be a sportsman..haha!)
talks crap
can hold his/her drink
willing to take risks
happening
fukn honest
filthy rich ? (okay lar...i might consider rich too)
sinfully atractive (this is a MUST!)

~Sexxxersss
Hot chicks ONLY (leave contact num & pic gg!)

~tag?
Nobody...

we have hap hap for??? chillzzz of course!

You know what??
Staying at home is a bitch...esp when you're supposed to be studying!
I sleep half the day...and study for bout 4 to 6 hours???
Waittt...has any of you guys slept soo much that when you woke up ur back hurts??
Well i have..and i dont think is a good sign =X
Anyways...ive been so bored at home i started doing stupid stuff with a lighter?!
Ever wondered how magicians set thier palms on fire??
Wellll no i cant do that...but i can pop fire out of my hand XD
but im not gonna do it...hurts kinda fukn bad =/
and it makes ur hand stink...prob from the lighter fluid

Oh and anyone going to taylor's??
most likely im going there for alevels
..ehhh wait im not supposed to be at the comp..
ahh screw it lar...i need an extra large chill rite now =(
cant fukn wait to sit for spm man...the faster the better lol!

anyways ciaoz ppl..
gonna sleep...again

stab stab you dead mate!

As Mr Mean is on vacation...Mr Very Mean is sitting in for him =)
and as part of my job requirements is to do the lousy tags i get..

7 things to do before i bite the dust...
-get laid
-go to melb for a rave
-travel around the world
-go zorbing
-sky-diving
-uhhh
-errmmm..there 7 thing d

7 things i wont do larrrr...
-kill...humans that is..
-puff the green green stuff
-be nice to joyce?
-become a typical chinese lala ah beng that speaks blokan ingaleeshiie
-stop swearing
-run around butt naked lol
-dye my hair pink?? ran out of ideas

7 things i do when im not in public
-scratch my butt like homer simpson..ohhhh yeaaa
-stare at my abnormally long alien-like fingers?
-slouch...(im in for another lecture if my sis finds out)
-daydream
-thats bout it..??

7 fav sentences/quotes??
-What's your problem man?!
-Yeah sure mate!
-eh! wait...
-kiss my ass
-see first...
-oh snap!
-and my all time favourite....wtf !

7 fav songs...
-Late Night Alumni - Empty Streets
-Benny Benassi - Sweet Dreams
-Silverchair - Suicidal Dreams
-New Radicals - Someday We'll Know
-Tiesto - Love Comes Again
-Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight
-Groove Armada - Purple Haze

7 things i'll make you wish you didn't do if you did..
-Piss me off
-Bore me
-etc
-etc
-you can try to find out for yourself ya know
- =)

7 people to tag
wasted enough of my time...not gonna waste anymore..

Oh motherrr-fuccckkinggg malaysiaaaa!!

Dont you wish Malaysia had more quality Dj's??
i do...
i fucking do...

Tranceglomaniac

Havin a sore throat rite now..
i'm practically becoming nocturnal now...slept since sunrise till sunset.
missed breakfast n lunch...hardly eating anything for dinner..
something must going wrong..
besides that...what i thought was harmless fun is now humping my wallet dry...
anyways screw england for not winning 4-0 and ukraine for being so lousy..
and im hating myself for not betting on france...those fuckers won big time..
anyways...not gonna bore you with my frustration of losing over 500 on football..

gonna bug my dad to get me a second hand toyota celica tommorow..or some car..
my mom already agreed to pay half if my dad is getting me a car..

and Rina Ng has declared me a bitch
feeling rather proud of myself now...

anyways its bout time i go turn in...
hmmm all of the sudden ive got a thirst for some blo....
well,ciao you turds...