Cuz my dick's like an M16 and your's is like a broken vending machine

This week has been damn chill la..
and im listenin to reggae crap..
lol all im missing is some 'happy herbs'!

gee i soo wanna go to amsterdam..
where marijuana is legal..
where you get quality whores...(compared to thailand la.u get bloody trannies!)
where good shit like absinthe is readily available.
where u can sit at 'coffeehouses' and get stoned without a worry..

that or las vegas...

anyways..the week has been alright..
need to go train more often..
gotta stop slacking with everything..

and most likely by then end of the year...
see some results from training..
that is if i dont die from the increasingly torturous sessions..

okay ciao...cant go on anymore..
too friggin tired!

everyone has their bad days..

okay! listen up!
never ever..and i mean never fucking ever..smoke up and go out!
Oh and i prefer joints over bongs! yess..

anyways..i got my shitass results back,
and i cant say i didnt expect it to be bad..
geez..too much slacking..

my new lit teacher sucks big balls..
i miss alex!
my new maths teacher is some old lady that looks like the white version of big momma.
eap is getting even shittier..

sigh*
i feel like shit right now...
not cuz of my results though..
its the aftermath of yesterday night..which i will not go on about..
because i might end up in jail if a cop ever reads m blog..

anyways ciao..gonna raid the medicine cabinet now.



my dick..is like supersized! your dick..looks like 2 fries!

Itunes is on : Mickey Avalon - My Dick

okayy..college starts tomorrow and thanks to math, my monday's are...empty..
gee..taking the train all the way from FAIRFIELD to MELBOURNE CENTRAL..
sit for an hour and a half and then heading back.
oh well at least i dont have maths on a monday morning anymore!

Oh btw if you happen to have watched harold and kumar go to white castle..
you definately should go watch harold an kumar escape from guantanamo bay!
funny shit..

anyways so much for being damn psyched up for college!
college hasnt even started and i get an essay shoved in my face..
ahhh this bites..i need to go to the gym =/

wooo! splen-fucking-did..HoI's essay topic is getting released tomorrow evening!
and god knows when the next essay is gonna come..

okayy..onto other things, im supposedly not allowed to eat junk like instant noodles or fast food anymore.
and im stuck eating weetbix for breakfast everyday =(
do you know how hard it is to eat weetbix!!
its like eating sand..its sooo damn dry *sighs*
and it magically dissapears when u add milk..
well it doesnt 'magically' dissapear...it just turns into mush

anyways..im off to clean my room..ciaoo


Now You're Gone...im fucking happy =D

Yes!...i have reached the point where im doing stupid tags..
just to kill time..
boredom sure has a way of making people do stupid things..
yesh...i think doing tags is stupid and a waste of time..
and im doing it cuz im stupid and i need to kill time..
*takes a deep breath*
i feel like an idiot..oh well


a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says,"Is this okay?"
The Chemical Brothers - Get Yourself High
you go figure it out la..i dont have a clue either..

2. How would you describe yourself?
Sesa - Like This Like That
im alot of things?? WOW...AMAZING!!

.3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
LFO - Summer GIrls
haha..hot ass chicks in bikinis!?!! *sighs* sadly cant find any in KL

4. How do you feel today?
50 Cents - Ayo Technology
Nerdy?? come lets go study! Maths mou? Econs mou??

5. What is your life's purpose?
Cyssero - Finer Things
livin the high life nigga!

6. What is your motto?
Nelly - Country Grammar
*shurgs*

7. What do your friends think of you?
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - This is the Place
ermm...u tell me lah...ur my friends rite!

8. What do you think of your parents?
Alter Ego - Why Not?!
haha..does that mean id rather not think bout my parents?

9. What do you think about very often?
Nelly - Dilemma
erm..i do think alot about problems..or atleast i think i do

10. What is 2+2?
Out of Office - Hands Up
well that's 2...now i need my legs up..

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Santana Ft. Chad Kroeger - Into the Night
someone that can party kao kao...erm well..i think he can..

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Just Jack - Snowflakes
erm..haha i dont think id like a person thats like a snowflake..too fragile

13. What is your life?
Benny Benassi - Rock n Rave
AWH SPOT ON!!

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ace of Base - All That She Wants
haha..that must be some kickass girl first lor..

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
The Ones - Flawless (club mix)
just like perfection...flawless..absolutely flawless~~

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
The Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself
ooo..i didnt know ive got this song...not badd =)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Ferry Corsten ft Howard Jones - Into the Dark
gee..they're gonna be playin trance @ my funeral..haha sweet!

18. What is your hobby/interest?
The Potbelleez - Don't Hold Back
not holding back? gee..ill leave it up to ur imagination..

19. What is your biggest fear?
Rhianna - Irreplaceable
of course im scared of losing something irreplaceable la..how to replace u tell me!

20. What is your biggest secret?
Daddy Yankee - Rompe
i like to ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE~~ =s

21. What do you think of your friends?
New Found Glory - Oxygen
yess..my friends are essential for me to live...i dont think i'd have fun alone..

22. What will you post this as?
Basshunter - Now You're Gone

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
Eagle-Eye Cherry - Save Tonight (i FxxkiN love this song mmkay!)
aiya..was hoping for something with abit more feel to it..this aint bad either...

Gee that wasnt so bad..found some songs i didnt even know i had!

anyways...im bored again...so ciao

btw bout the tagging others bit..

i assume you'd either be very bored or just plain idiotic to do it..

well whatever makes ya happy...y'know

ciao again


my god..im nocturnal!

MY GOD!!! i can imagine myself as a vampire..
if only i had those funky capes..
and probably the ability to morph into a bat..
haha how cool would that be eh!?
and ive always wondered how drinking huge amounts of human blood would be like..
okayyy...lets move on then..since its starting to get quite disturbing..
oh btw i love garlic...so id prob be a garlic lovin vampire.. =P
anyways...i woke up today..
and i was whacking everything off my bedside table trying to grab my clock..
i heard some weird noise..which i later found out was my itune playlist on repeat..
when i finally grasped my phone instead of the clock..
i looked at the time.. and i saw or i thought i did..it was 1 something..
and it wasnt as bright as usual outside..
so just to be sure..i took a closer look at my phone...and it was friggin 5 p.m!
geez...talk bout bein nocturnal..for those who dont know..5 p.m is like..dark edi laa..
and for one day..i didnt see the sunlight..
well its 5 a.m rite now..
and im blogging..wtf much?

anyways..there really isnt much for me to do nowadays..
holidays are like..umm boring..
well at least ive got my gym session..
the only thing that keeps me alive and sane..
gah! the way my trainer pushes me to do an extra set even after saying that for like 3 times..
the way my muscles burn and tremble furiously as i lift the weights one more time.
its such a refreshing feeling..
makes u realise that the comfort ur livin in aint gonna be forever..

anyways im talking loads of shit la..
gonna sleep..]
ciao

had to edit this post soo many times..i kept on finding that ive left out some words..
so much for bloggin at such an hour..=)

if it's fitness first...then what's second?

Gah! its not even halfway through the holidays and..
ive blown my saving by joining fitness first.
All thanks to my cousin and her personal trainer..
who is now my personal trainer too!
and after seeing the dude for a session my legs were aching..
and somehow..my butt was hurting as well..
according to him..im working out my butt muscles..
yeaaahh..butt muscles...!

anyways..ive got another session with the dude 2mr.
god i hope i can even walk after he's done beating me into shape!
nothing much been happening besides that..
o yeah..i finally got some games for the poor ps3 lying in my living room..
GTA4 is alright...mad graphics but no point playing it on the tiny tv my sis has..
which she had..for god knows how long..

anyways..im off to tend to my sore legs..ciao