The first time i heard bout it was when i was still a wee lil rascal... Fine not that lil larr...i was in from 3,
My cousin MR ROY LEONG / CYNICAL introduced me to it lar..mmm wait.. i mean my cousin and his friends did..
Bunch of RO KAKIS with wierd wierd names..
Well compared with a name like Cynical their names were wierd..ex: Uncle Bob...wtf much??
Why "Cynical" you may ask??
Because at that time Ragnarok Online was the hottest online game ever..
at least it was...till World of Warcraft came along and kicked its good for nothing ass aside..
and u get people creating characters named legolas just because he looked so damn cool in the movie..
and as they couldnt use the same name twice they kept adding all types of symbols to the same name..
then u get some crapped up game where half the people who were archers/hunters were named legolas..
*in some way*..
so as the RO community was made up of what looked like Sungai Wang + Petaling Street...
meaning filled with fukn ah bengs n ah lians speaking...
*puts on cinapek slang*
"DEYY VEEELYY GENNG DER INGLISHI"... !
*fucking morons*
so Cynical sounded like some *as they say*
"FLUYORRR VELYY YENGGG DERR NAMEE WOORRR"
*Now you know why Malaysia cant have english as their national language*
mmmmm enuf bout that...so okay lar...
my cousin told me bout camwhore and me seeing him acting all cute n ah beng in some of the friendster pic he posted...
well lets just say i wasnt the same after that...
and yet nowadays the term "camwhore/camwhoring" is so overused..
wait....nonono..it is TOO bloody hell overused..
and the result is people who camwhore posing like this:
and the result is people who camwhore posing like this:
Tell me, just tell me what is this world coming to??
Heck! You could practically blind somebody by forcing them to stare at pictures of girls posing with a peace sign entitled "CAMWHORES/CAMWHORING/POSERS" ahhh you get my point..
Well if you don't i might as well take a 5-foot long salami and smack the back of your head till your eyeballs fly outta their sockets!
Oh and another thing!!
BAD POETRY!!
lots and lots of bad poetry...
as if the world doesn't have enough poetry...
some retards keep churning out poetry so bad they make micheal jackson's child molestation case look like a fund raiser..
Well after reading shitty poetry for over a hundred times its easy to see how they manage to keep popping out trash like this faster than a baby with severe diahorrea !
Here is 2 simple guidelines to bring out the lousy, cheap, "EMO" poet in you :
1. Never write about anything cheerful. Remember, you are a tortured artist. BE ONE!
2. Be sure to use the following words at least once per sentence, no fewer than 50 times per poem: lament, loathe, soul, darkness, bitter, agony, despair, misery, anguish, pain, suffer, woe, hate, death, love, sultry, angel, rose, acrid and nihilism. Nihilism is a good one because it comes up all the time in normal conversations.
And here is a perfectly good example to get you started :
fire... burning... agony..
sultry shivers of a dark essence,
why am i tortured with this nihilistic existence?
bitter... darkness... despair.
notice the constant lower case? i added that touch to be unique. unique people type in lower case.
and they hell sure are unique to be coming up with high-grade rubbish poems...
ahhh im off larr..gonna go blind myself with more "camwhore/poser/emo" pics
cizo tan deri!!...(typo gao gao...ciao thanks dei!!)
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