my dick..is like supersized! your dick..looks like 2 fries!

Itunes is on : Mickey Avalon - My Dick

okayy..college starts tomorrow and thanks to math, my monday's are...empty..
gee..taking the train all the way from FAIRFIELD to MELBOURNE CENTRAL..
sit for an hour and a half and then heading back.
oh well at least i dont have maths on a monday morning anymore!

Oh btw if you happen to have watched harold and kumar go to white castle..
you definately should go watch harold an kumar escape from guantanamo bay!
funny shit..

anyways so much for being damn psyched up for college!
college hasnt even started and i get an essay shoved in my face..
ahhh this bites..i need to go to the gym =/

wooo! splen-fucking-did..HoI's essay topic is getting released tomorrow evening!
and god knows when the next essay is gonna come..

okayy..onto other things, im supposedly not allowed to eat junk like instant noodles or fast food anymore.
and im stuck eating weetbix for breakfast everyday =(
do you know how hard it is to eat weetbix!!
its like eating sand..its sooo damn dry *sighs*
and it magically dissapears when u add milk..
well it doesnt 'magically' dissapear...it just turns into mush

anyways..im off to clean my room..ciaoo


Now You're Gone...im fucking happy =D

Yes!...i have reached the point where im doing stupid tags..
just to kill time..
boredom sure has a way of making people do stupid things..
yesh...i think doing tags is stupid and a waste of time..
and im doing it cuz im stupid and i need to kill time..
*takes a deep breath*
i feel like an idiot..oh well


a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says,"Is this okay?"
The Chemical Brothers - Get Yourself High
you go figure it out la..i dont have a clue either..

2. How would you describe yourself?
Sesa - Like This Like That
im alot of things?? WOW...AMAZING!!

.3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
LFO - Summer GIrls
haha..hot ass chicks in bikinis!?!! *sighs* sadly cant find any in KL

4. How do you feel today?
50 Cents - Ayo Technology
Nerdy?? come lets go study! Maths mou? Econs mou??

5. What is your life's purpose?
Cyssero - Finer Things
livin the high life nigga!

6. What is your motto?
Nelly - Country Grammar
*shurgs*

7. What do your friends think of you?
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - This is the Place
ermm...u tell me lah...ur my friends rite!

8. What do you think of your parents?
Alter Ego - Why Not?!
haha..does that mean id rather not think bout my parents?

9. What do you think about very often?
Nelly - Dilemma
erm..i do think alot about problems..or atleast i think i do

10. What is 2+2?
Out of Office - Hands Up
well that's 2...now i need my legs up..

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Santana Ft. Chad Kroeger - Into the Night
someone that can party kao kao...erm well..i think he can..

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Just Jack - Snowflakes
erm..haha i dont think id like a person thats like a snowflake..too fragile

13. What is your life?
Benny Benassi - Rock n Rave
AWH SPOT ON!!

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ace of Base - All That She Wants
haha..that must be some kickass girl first lor..

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
The Ones - Flawless (club mix)
just like perfection...flawless..absolutely flawless~~

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
The Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself
ooo..i didnt know ive got this song...not badd =)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Ferry Corsten ft Howard Jones - Into the Dark
gee..they're gonna be playin trance @ my funeral..haha sweet!

18. What is your hobby/interest?
The Potbelleez - Don't Hold Back
not holding back? gee..ill leave it up to ur imagination..

19. What is your biggest fear?
Rhianna - Irreplaceable
of course im scared of losing something irreplaceable la..how to replace u tell me!

20. What is your biggest secret?
Daddy Yankee - Rompe
i like to ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE~~ =s

21. What do you think of your friends?
New Found Glory - Oxygen
yess..my friends are essential for me to live...i dont think i'd have fun alone..

22. What will you post this as?
Basshunter - Now You're Gone

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
Eagle-Eye Cherry - Save Tonight (i FxxkiN love this song mmkay!)
aiya..was hoping for something with abit more feel to it..this aint bad either...

Gee that wasnt so bad..found some songs i didnt even know i had!

anyways...im bored again...so ciao

btw bout the tagging others bit..

i assume you'd either be very bored or just plain idiotic to do it..

well whatever makes ya happy...y'know

ciao again


my god..im nocturnal!

MY GOD!!! i can imagine myself as a vampire..
if only i had those funky capes..
and probably the ability to morph into a bat..
haha how cool would that be eh!?
and ive always wondered how drinking huge amounts of human blood would be like..
okayyy...lets move on then..since its starting to get quite disturbing..
oh btw i love garlic...so id prob be a garlic lovin vampire.. =P
anyways...i woke up today..
and i was whacking everything off my bedside table trying to grab my clock..
i heard some weird noise..which i later found out was my itune playlist on repeat..
when i finally grasped my phone instead of the clock..
i looked at the time.. and i saw or i thought i did..it was 1 something..
and it wasnt as bright as usual outside..
so just to be sure..i took a closer look at my phone...and it was friggin 5 p.m!
geez...talk bout bein nocturnal..for those who dont know..5 p.m is like..dark edi laa..
and for one day..i didnt see the sunlight..
well its 5 a.m rite now..
and im blogging..wtf much?

anyways..there really isnt much for me to do nowadays..
holidays are like..umm boring..
well at least ive got my gym session..
the only thing that keeps me alive and sane..
gah! the way my trainer pushes me to do an extra set even after saying that for like 3 times..
the way my muscles burn and tremble furiously as i lift the weights one more time.
its such a refreshing feeling..
makes u realise that the comfort ur livin in aint gonna be forever..

anyways im talking loads of shit la..
gonna sleep..]
ciao

had to edit this post soo many times..i kept on finding that ive left out some words..
so much for bloggin at such an hour..=)

if it's fitness first...then what's second?

Gah! its not even halfway through the holidays and..
ive blown my saving by joining fitness first.
All thanks to my cousin and her personal trainer..
who is now my personal trainer too!
and after seeing the dude for a session my legs were aching..
and somehow..my butt was hurting as well..
according to him..im working out my butt muscles..
yeaaahh..butt muscles...!

anyways..ive got another session with the dude 2mr.
god i hope i can even walk after he's done beating me into shape!
nothing much been happening besides that..
o yeah..i finally got some games for the poor ps3 lying in my living room..
GTA4 is alright...mad graphics but no point playing it on the tiny tv my sis has..
which she had..for god knows how long..

anyways..im off to tend to my sore legs..ciao



because everyone regrets the choices they've made sometimes..

Okay..
Let me just tell everybody something..
Econs and Maths?
I'd do HoI, Lit and psychology essays rather than sit for a maths and econs exam..
im in real deeeeeep shit....i cant believe everytime i sit down to study econs..
halfway through..i'd flip open my psychology lecture notes and friggin eat that shit up..
well its prob cuz its easier to study cuz it just involves memorizing pages and pages of useless information...

Oh and did i mention i love writing essays?
Well i do! when there's a choice between exams and essays..
*sigh*
Anyhows..After this friday..im gonna blow my already dwindling savings on games and erm..
cough*clubbing*cough
not like i have to pay to get in anyway..=D
finally after months of staying at home alone on friday and saturday nights..
i can get some hap hap..lol
but come to think of it...im gonna feel miserable whn my results come out anyways..
my mom's prob gonna call and nag me bout what im doin here..
the dad..uh..dunno how he's gonna react la..but its gonna be bad..=(

*sigh*sigh*

i miss msia la...actually..i miss eating assam laksa laa..
u cant friggin find proper assam laksa in melb...
they dont even have maggi mee in assam laksa flavour!!
and they've got crap like frozen durian..
geez..

speaking bout msia...
its prob like melb...but with lousy roads,reckless drivers,loud cina ppl,ah bengs and ah lians,lousy gangsters,great food...u get my drift..
haha just talking bout cina ppl reminds me of my school..in the heart of lala-land
in case u dont know..ive come to name the area around sg. wang and time square..lala land~
quite fitting yeh?
and i can just picture karaoke parlours filled with ppl shouting..yes shouting out songs in chinese and canto..
neo-print sticker machines filled with ppl trying to take some ridiculous pictures with cherries and hearts..
which in my opinion should be use to cover up the retarded faces they make while posing..
and u get all the shady ahbeng gangsters loitering in back alleys that smell of piss and shit..
oh and frm what ive heard nowadays u get people shuffling in shopping malls and stuff instead of studying simple subjects like english..
well even thought english isnt Malaysia's main language...so i cant expect much but..
this is not a question of setting the standards of expectations.
Im not referring to the spelling errors or the structure of the english they talk in, because in all honesty; even I'm not always 100% perfect in it.
Im referring to the pathetic way one could mutilate the English language to the point a normal person's brain cells would attempt suicide just trying to understand what he was trying to state out.
Okay, an example to prove my point!

You know how you see some ppl write testimonials on Friendster?
and they try oh so hard to write "take care" but end up writing "take k"??
i wonder whether they were actually paying attention in class while their pityful english teacher taught them that "Care" is spelt C-A-R-E!
And its a mystery to me that how much energy could it take to type out and additional A-R-E and replace the K with a C..
What's more fascinating is that that its usually a guy who does it in a testi to some girl..
hmm makes u wonder what his true intentions are when they ask a girl to induce themselves with some anesthetic drug instead of simply asking them to take care..

Oh and i was laughing my friggin head of whn i saw this..
I was playing DotA and some dude was asking another dude to go where he was..
the converstation went something like this..

Random dude#1 : faster cum here! we gonna push!!

Random dude#2 : u cum here la..why shuld i cum 4 u?

Dude#1 : just cum la..i knw wht 2 do!

Dude#2 : ok..im cumming fast fast d!!

That just sounds so pornographic doesnt it? and what they really wanted to say was come..
and not ask the poor dude to blow his load.. I was laughing so hard I actually feel bad for them..
making a fool of themselves just because they didnt wanna study english..

anyways..im off to see whether i can get a guy to 'cum'....





























































and play dota with me...obviously =P

look! look! someone is reading my blog! what a loser!

Dont let the title scare u away la...
You know ur not a loser rite?
I *may* know ur not a loser..
cuz ur plain lifeless if u keep checking in on people's blog...
anyways..ive got a lousy lecture on sat morning...prob gonna drag my sorry ass outta bed in the dark..
and by dark i mean 7am la...and after that im prob gonna sleep at the lecture...
studying for the exams..has been...erm..progressing..in a euphemistic way la...

im..again..as expected..broke..
prob shouldnt have gotten a haircut today..
but..im happy...no more friggin unmanageable hair to trouble my mornings..
urm..better get studying...
cuz for maths n econs..im gonna screw it up so badly my tutor would prob ask me to drop the subject lol?
ciao mo'fuckas???

*indian accent* THANK YOU! come again!

Come to think bout it...ive been here for half a year already..
ive watched the months walk by since jan..
and..all the things ive left behind back in kl..
some im glad to have settled and some im want to tend to as soon as i get back..
my friends..the guys who i spent most of dec with dah gei sessions and outings.
the girls..uhh..yeh i guess they were good company..haha
hopefully they'd be better whn i go back...

anyways...ive been really unproductive today so i went blog hopping..
and ive found that..there are loads of people that say they hate smokers and stuff.
but wait..does it mean that all smokers are bad?
im sure they've got an uncle or someone related that smokes rite..
so would they consider that person bad??!
would u go up to an uncle and say..i fucking hate u cuz u smoke so piss off?!
lol i'd like to see that mate!

well..no point saying it..
people will always stereotype each other..
singaporeans all damn kiasu..
italians are all mobsters..
arabs are all terrorist..
chinese educated people in malaysia are all damn cina..
you get the gist..
well next time u wanna say something..think bout it

anyways..im bored..im lifeless..im gonna get screwed over by the coming exam..
i just know it..