Okay..
Let me just tell everybody something..
Econs and Maths?
I'd do HoI, Lit and psychology essays rather than sit for a maths and econs exam..
im in real deeeeeep shit....i cant believe everytime i sit down to study econs..
halfway through..i'd flip open my psychology lecture notes and friggin eat that shit up..
well its prob cuz its easier to study cuz it just involves memorizing pages and pages of useless information...
Oh and did i mention i love writing essays?
Well i do! when there's a choice between exams and essays..
*sigh*
Anyhows..After this friday..im gonna blow my already dwindling savings on games and erm..
cough*clubbing*cough
not like i have to pay to get in anyway..=D
finally after months of staying at home alone on friday and saturday nights..
i can get some hap hap..lol
but come to think of it...im gonna feel miserable whn my results come out anyways..
my mom's prob gonna call and nag me bout what im doin here..
the dad..uh..dunno how he's gonna react la..but its gonna be bad..=(
*sigh*sigh*
i miss msia la...actually..i miss eating assam laksa laa..
u cant friggin find proper assam laksa in melb...
they dont even have maggi mee in assam laksa flavour!!
and they've got crap like frozen durian..
geez..
speaking bout msia...
its prob like melb...but with lousy roads,reckless drivers,loud cina ppl,ah bengs and ah lians,lousy gangsters,great food...u get my drift..
haha just talking bout cina ppl reminds me of my school..in the heart of lala-land
in case u dont know..ive come to name the area around sg. wang and time square..lala land~
quite fitting yeh?
and i can just picture karaoke parlours filled with ppl shouting..yes shouting out songs in chinese and canto..
neo-print sticker machines filled with ppl trying to take some ridiculous pictures with cherries and hearts..
which in my opinion should be use to cover up the retarded faces they make while posing..
and u get all the shady ahbeng gangsters loitering in back alleys that smell of piss and shit..
oh and frm what ive heard nowadays u get people shuffling in shopping malls and stuff instead of studying simple subjects like english..
well even thought english isnt Malaysia's main language...so i cant expect much but..
this is not a question of setting the standards of expectations.
Im not referring to the spelling errors or the structure of the english they talk in, because in all honesty; even I'm not always 100% perfect in it.
Im referring to the pathetic way one could mutilate the English language to the point a normal person's brain cells would attempt suicide just trying to understand what he was trying to state out.
Okay, an example to prove my point!
You know how you see some ppl write testimonials on Friendster?
and they try oh so hard to write "take care" but end up writing "take k"??
i wonder whether they were actually paying attention in class while their pityful english teacher taught them that "Care" is spelt C-A-R-E!
And its a mystery to me that how much energy could it take to type out and additional A-R-E and replace the K with a C..
What's more fascinating is that that its usually a guy who does it in a testi to some girl..
hmm makes u wonder what his true intentions are when they ask a girl to induce themselves with some anesthetic drug instead of simply asking them to take care..
Oh and i was laughing my friggin head of whn i saw this..
I was playing DotA and some dude was asking another dude to go where he was..
the converstation went something like this..
Random dude#1 : faster cum here! we gonna push!!
Random dude#2 : u cum here la..why shuld i cum 4 u?
Dude#1 : just cum la..i knw wht 2 do!
Dude#2 : ok..im cumming fast fast d!!
That just sounds so pornographic doesnt it? and what they really wanted to say was come..
and not ask the poor dude to blow his load.. I was laughing so hard I actually feel bad for them..
making a fool of themselves just because they didnt wanna study english..
anyways..im off to see whether i can get a guy to 'cum'....
and play dota with me...obviously =P
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