kaythxbai!

Time to move on la..
My life's too happening till ive got no time for nonsense like this anymore.
thats what i like to believe la..
no point writing stuff here..it only helps if u want it to,
doing things changes things, not doing anything leaves things they way they are.
sooo
tutup kedai...sau tong...balik kampung, makan kangkung wtf
okkayyy ciao

Fuck psych, screw bandura, to hell with horney and fuck the big five!!

Psychology is officially one of the most fucked up subjects..
Going through god knows how many journals bloody made me miserable
Having it due mid-week isnt making me feel any better..
Knowing what a tight-arse the lecturer is when it comes to assignments makes me wanna kill her in SO many ways,
trying to explain a case study bout some anti-social, neat freak, stuck up, dumb shit, wimpy librarian named mary using bandura' social cognitive theory, big 5 personality traits and some neurosis theory by a freak named horney is just so painful..

i just might kill someone now...

anyone wanna volunteer..?

i guess this is how psychopaths are born..

you have a fucking nice day..while i friggin slave over a lousy essay!

doobie doobie dooo...

Passion Pit - Sleepy Head (soo good..its like lsd for your ears!)

Ages since ive been here...
well since im on holidays for a week..
i thought why not..just try to give you ppl something to waste time on.
well thats if anyone still comes here..

moving on..life these past months have been such a routine..
even meeting up with my friends is a routine..
well i cant be bothered to travel further to find the others..

ohkheyy onto other things..
anyone ever tried an ABC bomb?
well its basically 3 types of liquor poured into shot glasses and then dumped into a cup of redbull
and why ABC u may wonder?
no its not fucking Air Batu Campur nitwit..
and no shit sherlock...its not related to ais-bloody-kacang..
.okay..on to the ABC
A is absinthe..if u dont know what that is..go download eurotrip or google it lar.
now repeat after me...B is for bacardi 151..or the brand with the batty batty bat bat
got that..good so ur not a total idiot =)
and C is for Chartreuse..which if you dont know..then i dont blame you...cause i didnt know what it was either lol
but i dooo nowww...soo suckks to be youu moitee wtf?
so if A+B = AB and B+C=BC
ABC = A+B+C rite??
how would i know..guan ngo lan tiu mehhh...a+b+c can be y-o-u for all i care lol

anyhows..time to go watch house md again..
gei lun emo weii kutner killed himself...
and i will forever have the impression that there wont be a gay-er song than
'i believe in a thing called love' by the darkness..
cause listening to them say "TOUUCCCHINGGG YOUUUU TOUUCHINGGG MEEEE"
over and over...might just make ya question ur sexuality...
and soon you'll be attending gay pride parades where guys will try pick up lines like..
did you know you've got 206 bones in your body.. would you like one more?

oh and to the ppl on msn who constantly think that i need those slimming acai pills...
ye ye...i know u tried it and stuff larrr...but then there's a limit weiii
i know fatter ppl out ther that need it more than me...so please go bug them instead lah!
kaythxbai!

weeet bixxxxx !

ahh i want weetbix?!!!!
anyone goin to aus mind shipping back some weetbix for me??

Anyhows..yes i know that im slack..
well who reads the rubbish i write bout anyways..

i want weetbix!!!
why dont they have it in msia..
*sigh*

if you've heard the rumours..

then yes...im back in kl...
so buzz me if u wanna go out..
that's bout it..now back to playing call of duty 5..
kaythxbai?!

and..what a way to start the last term..

Had 3 consecutive days of parties..
2 barbecues..and a raya open house..
and yes im fat...3 days makan non stop..
and yes..i still stand by the fact that if you're not thin/slim/skinny you're fat/obese/overweight/ugly/you-should-be-dead !
soo that means..cutting down on meals for me..which saves me money..which i can use to buy rubbish..
anyways..today wasn't the best monday ive had..
well i couldnt wake up..then when i went out, it was raining!
then..i forgot to fill up my RMIT application..
which means i had to catch a train all the way back home..fill up the bloody form..
take the stupid train back again..hand the form in..
collect my dreadful maths results..
wait in the rain for the bloody tram..
take the train back..friggin drenched..
realized i left my maths paper at swanston..
called up some guy to get it for me..
came back home..changed..
tido..bangun..tripped over my fat ass econs book..
and now..i found out..i dunno where the hell is the worksheet for econs that im supposed to do..

oh and im still pissed of about daylight savings...

thai horror movies are ridiculous..and yes i admit i cant stand them..

anyways might elaborate more on the weekend next time..
now to go tido again..
kaythxbai!

i still think if you're not thin then you're fat!!

The holidays have been unproductive..
really unproductive..
went to study yesterday as well as today..
but shit..
aint gettin nothing done..
still go heaps of worksheets to go through..
psych to be read..
hamlet as well..
and econs..
fuck econs..

oh and i seem to be in C4 every single chance i get..
playing Call of Duty (cod)..

its been a long time since i stayed in the city till late..
talking bout all the stupid things ppl did in school..
damn..good times..really good times..
anyways..redbull with vodka
sounds very..interesting..
and i still wanna shotgun beers..
if only they had canned beers here =/

ahhh thinking bout the amount of work i have to go through is soo demoralising..
how in fuck's sake am i gonna finish it!

ahhh...shit
okay kaythxbai!

its all about size...when it comes to fireworks!

Ahhhh...im so tired of my life..
i dont know what im interested in anymore..
my future isnt looking very promising...
fuck...
depressing dei...

anyways..
been thinking whether to get a piercing or a tatt (no not me..a tattoo)
for a piercing..
its gonna be visible..which isnt really good..if my mom or any aunty sees it
but its cheap..
as for the tatt..
its gonna be expensive..
but then..
i can hide it under layers and layers of clothing

oh and i found out today..i can wear small sized tee's
oh joy! but its tight around the arms.. which is somewhat annoying
wasted 20 dollars -.-
*reminder to self..please buy medium next time*

*sigh*
gonna go sleep...
need to try and study tomorrow..
im fucked

lying in bed, sore all over..

So its the just the start of the 2 week break..
which I guess isnt much of a break..
My sis got back from her holiday to vegas, hawaii and new york?!
and i got lots of stuff !!!

anyways the past 2 days have been hell.
im so friggin sore all over,
training didn't seem intense..but i feel like crap now.
i can barely walk properly, i cant even lift my hands up..
i feel retarded..somehow *sigh*
onto other things! i can finally do chin ups!
which i couldnt do back in august..
yes..banyak gemuk la..
orang-orang gemuk patut mati la!
why?
cause cholesterol kills more ppl than ciggs lor..
wait..does that make any sense?
stuff it then, i cant be bothered.

hmm..by the friggin way..
DID YOU GUYS KNOW..
FRINGE is the most flippin AWZOM! tv series?
and the new season of House, Smallville, and Supernatural is out!
oh and im spending wayyy too much time watching dexter..
i got a feeling this break is gonna be occupied by tv series.

well since im free to the point where my brain is screaming for something exciting to happen..
ill do the stupid tag from rina..cuz im stoopid!


My Top 10 Most Favourite Food:
~chinese
~italian
~greek (souvlakis are the flippin mmm!)
~japanese
~thai (cuz i love tom-flippin-yum!)
~aiya food is food la..so picky then don't friggin eat la


Ten things I love doing:

-phasing out
-wasting time
-sleeping
-getting smashed
-dah gei mou?
-slacking
-hap hap-ing
-doing wierd ass tags
-sleeping



Five Types of Girls I Adore:

-Tall
-Slim
-Prob around my height tall (cuz down isnt a very interesting place to look)
-Not "fat/chubby/cute/flabby/i-dont-care-cuz-if-ur-not-slim-ur-fat!"
-Not "big-sized/boned/headed/boobs?wtf/watever-as-long-as-ur-not-big-like-bigfoot-!"


Five Things I Love Doing When I'm Emo:

-decapitating myself cause cutting oneself is for pussies
-listen to angry music
-replay that angry music
-getting angry at the angry music cause its just angry
-berus gigi, cuci muka..balik tido


Five Things I Love Doing When I'm Happy:

-Stone (assuming im happy cuz im stoned)
-smile?
-yawn
-lie on my bed
-sleep..


Ten Ways To Win My Heart:

-you cant win my heart so forget it-
-still not giving up?-
-still here??-
-i got no heart..-
-go away-
-alright gimme all your money-
-buy me a car i want-
-then disappear forever-



My Top 5 Most Favourite Junk Food:

-doritos!
-im not supposed to eat junk food!


5 Things I Wish Could Happen:

-waking up and finding the cars i want parked infront of my house with the keys in em!
-friggin strike the lottery so i dont have to work..
-all the fat ugly chicks vanishing from the face of the earth!
-water is replaced with vodka!
-having and unlimited supply of bacardi 151 @ home


10 Ridiculous Things I Wish To Do Before I Die:

-i don't know..haven't thought bout dying yet..


My Top 10 Recently Most Addicted Song:

~Save Tonight - Eagle-Eye Cherry (all time favorite la)
~Violet Hills - Coldplay
~Poker Face - Lady GaGa
~Love Games - Lady GaGa
~Get High - RLD
~Click Clack - Slim Thug
~Speeding - Rick Ross
~the rest you can find in a toilet..the symphony of farts and grunts

okay...wat a waste of time..
well i do have time to spare..so..
okay ciao!

because crispy chicken rice is the nyum-friggin-nyum!

The only place which ive been eating at continuously since umm..
the days in school where we would go to petaling street for 'kon low wan tan' mee with siew yuk!!
okay so Chatter Box is the most visited place for makan in melb la..
Crispy Chicken Rice..must try..ask for fried rice instead of plain rice and dont forget the curry sauce!!
shit im hungry =(

anyways..got a feeling this holiday wont be any different..
wake up at midday...eat lunch..watch series..sleep again..wake up..dinner..more series..sleep?
oh and the occasional gym and dah gei session @ C4..
dammit im hooked onto Call of Duty..
prob start Dota again if got kaki..

*sigh* im bored already..and i dont think i can sleep now cuz i got gym later..
ahhh.. CRISPY CHICKEN RICE..flippin OwwZoM!

ciao..

cause there's always extra fluff..

Itunes is playing: Silent Sigh - Badly Drawn Boy


My very EPIC story


I have a cat,
my cat is fat,
it likes hats,
as well as mats
my cat chases rats
while it runs from bats,
and that is that!

(and cause the song "love in this club" is boring..)

Id wanna make love in yer bumm!
Ayyy
in yer bum!
ayyy
in yer bum!
Ayyy!

*sigh*
yes i am abit too free..
and while im supposed to be doing my maths worksheets which have been piling up..
and finishing my lit essay so it doesnt end up being a load of rubbish like my HOI..
im watching movies, reading comics and browsing through ebay..

anyways..

• trinity foundation studies sucks..
• ive got 3 more weeks of nagging to endure...
• i still haven't read march...
• i dont understand what's being taught in econs anymore so screw it..
• i hate traditional ppl.. c'mon laaa..ur not living in the 19th century anymore!
• yes that applies to my family...thank god my sis is not like that =)
• i hate malaysia..why? cause cars mahal giler...

welll...that's bout it..so ciao

a fallen evil..

Itunes : Where The City Meets The Sea - The Getaway Plan

Im soo friggin annoyed..and its been a very..i mean very fucking long time since ive been this annoyed!
Fuck that retarded indian/punjabi/who-the-fuck-cares-what's-ur-race-cuz-ur-brown/black girl on the tram...
she's gotta be the most retarded bitch ive ever seen in my life..

anyways...im usually not this racist..unless im super sibeh dulan le..

*sigh* im growing tired of being patient with a world filled with retards..
why cant it be filled with hot ass girls instead of the many many many horrifying walking blobs of fat that fill the streets!

well everyone isnt perfect...and being patient with other people's shit isnt easy..
can i just stop being nice and patient when someone makes a mistake?
can i just fuck someone up for every mistake they make?
can i just give up and try to avoid all the retarded people in the world??

oh yes..my drama group has one of the biggest retard you'd ever see..

okay thanks ciao.....

oh oh and here's some a dose of some random-ness at its stupidest..

YOU DOUNNNNGGGG LUFF AH!!! ORH EHYOUSE nooo wantan nootou foorh youuu!

you aint got nothing on me..so fuck you and enjoy your day =)!

Itunes has ATB - 9PM playing right now

i don't know whether its me or its everyone else..
but i've been getting a bit edgy these few days..
almost everything seems to tick me off..
and ive been seeing faces i feel like smashing in..

anyways...i saw an audi R8 while waiting at the bus stop on friday morning...
fucking STIM dei...
that car is just omgAWZOM!!!
and it looked way better than the one in iron man..

anyways..i believe HOI is the most retarded subject next to pendidikan moral in the world..
and fuck trinity college for having it as a core subject..
seriously..i wondered why did i end up in trinity instead of taylors or rmit..

anyways...gonna continue swearing at HOI while i reluctantly write each word..
hokei tankz cuzi derio..
lol typo gao gao...

less than 2 weeks..and ive got one more to go..

Itunes: Augustana - Sweet and Low

Ive just finished my friggin psychology essay..and now ive got HoI to start on..
great..this just means ive gonna have to sit my ass infront of stacks and stacks of books and papers.
Besides not getting much sleep..im gonna screw my diet up..
redbull, instant coffee and other stuff...not really keeping me healthy,
at least i manage to stay awake..
btw iv got a feeling the redbull from the asian grocer has wayyy more sugar than the normal ones.

anyways..its been raining everytime i step out the front door.
geez just my luck!

well..cant wait for summer..
long hot days..
being able to walk outside in shorts and thongs..
oh btw..did u know that in aus slippers really mean bedroom slippers??
and thongs are..u know..slippers laaa

oh and im supposed to be going to china in dec..
lets just hope i dont end up in some fucking ulu place..

okay, thanks, ciao dei!

Malaysia..getting shittier by the moment!

Okay...besides having a government that has nothing better to do than suck the life out of its citizen's wallets!

As if thats not bad enough! But wait!




Only in Malaysia do u get govt officials who have loads of free time to go around and accept bribes and trying to screw opposition parties over..




Yes, they DO subsidise fuel..but with cars being so fucking expensive..i don't really see the point!


Alright..an example..a BMW Z4 which is this car below..
(gee i miss this car heaps! i blame my sis's bf for being a dickhead and selling it *sigh*)



This car costs less than 100k over here..which is like 300k back in M'sia??

Well...guess what..i cost's a fucking 500k in Msia!!

with a difference of 200k..id rather stay in melb and drive a hot ass car..

at least im happy rite?

anyways im being tied down by the 2 friggin essays due in..lets see

2 weeks..

justkillmelah!

not gonna update..for a long long time!
dont bother checking back oh so fucking often and get a life =)

thank you and come again!

Cuz my dick's like an M16 and your's is like a broken vending machine

This week has been damn chill la..
and im listenin to reggae crap..
lol all im missing is some 'happy herbs'!

gee i soo wanna go to amsterdam..
where marijuana is legal..
where you get quality whores...(compared to thailand la.u get bloody trannies!)
where good shit like absinthe is readily available.
where u can sit at 'coffeehouses' and get stoned without a worry..

that or las vegas...

anyways..the week has been alright..
need to go train more often..
gotta stop slacking with everything..

and most likely by then end of the year...
see some results from training..
that is if i dont die from the increasingly torturous sessions..

okay ciao...cant go on anymore..
too friggin tired!

everyone has their bad days..

okay! listen up!
never ever..and i mean never fucking ever..smoke up and go out!
Oh and i prefer joints over bongs! yess..

anyways..i got my shitass results back,
and i cant say i didnt expect it to be bad..
geez..too much slacking..

my new lit teacher sucks big balls..
i miss alex!
my new maths teacher is some old lady that looks like the white version of big momma.
eap is getting even shittier..

sigh*
i feel like shit right now...
not cuz of my results though..
its the aftermath of yesterday night..which i will not go on about..
because i might end up in jail if a cop ever reads m blog..

anyways ciao..gonna raid the medicine cabinet now.

my dick..is like supersized! your dick..looks like 2 fries!

Itunes is on : Mickey Avalon - My Dick

okayy..college starts tomorrow and thanks to math, my monday's are...empty..
gee..taking the train all the way from FAIRFIELD to MELBOURNE CENTRAL..
sit for an hour and a half and then heading back.
oh well at least i dont have maths on a monday morning anymore!

Oh btw if you happen to have watched harold and kumar go to white castle..
you definately should go watch harold an kumar escape from guantanamo bay!
funny shit..

anyways so much for being damn psyched up for college!
college hasnt even started and i get an essay shoved in my face..
ahhh this bites..i need to go to the gym =/

wooo! splen-fucking-did..HoI's essay topic is getting released tomorrow evening!
and god knows when the next essay is gonna come..

okayy..onto other things, im supposedly not allowed to eat junk like instant noodles or fast food anymore.
and im stuck eating weetbix for breakfast everyday =(
do you know how hard it is to eat weetbix!!
its like eating sand..its sooo damn dry *sighs*
and it magically dissapears when u add milk..
well it doesnt 'magically' dissapear...it just turns into mush

anyways..im off to clean my room..ciaoo

Now You're Gone...im fucking happy =D

Yes!...i have reached the point where im doing stupid tags..
just to kill time..
boredom sure has a way of making people do stupid things..
yesh...i think doing tags is stupid and a waste of time..
and im doing it cuz im stupid and i need to kill time..
*takes a deep breath*
i feel like an idiot..oh well


a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says,"Is this okay?"
The Chemical Brothers - Get Yourself High
you go figure it out la..i dont have a clue either..

2. How would you describe yourself?
Sesa - Like This Like That
im alot of things?? WOW...AMAZING!!

.3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
LFO - Summer GIrls
haha..hot ass chicks in bikinis!?!! *sighs* sadly cant find any in KL

4. How do you feel today?
50 Cents - Ayo Technology
Nerdy?? come lets go study! Maths mou? Econs mou??

5. What is your life's purpose?
Cyssero - Finer Things
livin the high life nigga!

6. What is your motto?
Nelly - Country Grammar
*shurgs*

7. What do your friends think of you?
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - This is the Place
ermm...u tell me lah...ur my friends rite!

8. What do you think of your parents?
Alter Ego - Why Not?!
haha..does that mean id rather not think bout my parents?

9. What do you think about very often?
Nelly - Dilemma
erm..i do think alot about problems..or atleast i think i do

10. What is 2+2?
Out of Office - Hands Up
well that's 2...now i need my legs up..

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Santana Ft. Chad Kroeger - Into the Night
someone that can party kao kao...erm well..i think he can..

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Just Jack - Snowflakes
erm..haha i dont think id like a person thats like a snowflake..too fragile

13. What is your life?
Benny Benassi - Rock n Rave
AWH SPOT ON!!

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ace of Base - All That She Wants
haha..that must be some kickass girl first lor..

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
The Ones - Flawless (club mix)
just like perfection...flawless..absolutely flawless~~

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
The Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself
ooo..i didnt know ive got this song...not badd =)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Ferry Corsten ft Howard Jones - Into the Dark
gee..they're gonna be playin trance @ my funeral..haha sweet!

18. What is your hobby/interest?
The Potbelleez - Don't Hold Back
not holding back? gee..ill leave it up to ur imagination..

19. What is your biggest fear?
Rhianna - Irreplaceable
of course im scared of losing something irreplaceable la..how to replace u tell me!

20. What is your biggest secret?
Daddy Yankee - Rompe
i like to ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE~~ =s

21. What do you think of your friends?
New Found Glory - Oxygen
yess..my friends are essential for me to live...i dont think i'd have fun alone..

22. What will you post this as?
Basshunter - Now You're Gone

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
Eagle-Eye Cherry - Save Tonight (i FxxkiN love this song mmkay!)
aiya..was hoping for something with abit more feel to it..this aint bad either...

Gee that wasnt so bad..found some songs i didnt even know i had!

anyways...im bored again...so ciao

btw bout the tagging others bit..

i assume you'd either be very bored or just plain idiotic to do it..

well whatever makes ya happy...y'know

ciao again

my god..im nocturnal!

MY GOD!!! i can imagine myself as a vampire..
if only i had those funky capes..
and probably the ability to morph into a bat..
haha how cool would that be eh!?
and ive always wondered how drinking huge amounts of human blood would be like..
okayyy...lets move on then..since its starting to get quite disturbing..
oh btw i love garlic...so id prob be a garlic lovin vampire.. =P
anyways...i woke up today..
and i was whacking everything off my bedside table trying to grab my clock..
i heard some weird noise..which i later found out was my itune playlist on repeat..
when i finally grasped my phone instead of the clock..
i looked at the time.. and i saw or i thought i did..it was 1 something..
and it wasnt as bright as usual outside..
so just to be sure..i took a closer look at my phone...and it was friggin 5 p.m!
geez...talk bout bein nocturnal..for those who dont know..5 p.m is like..dark edi laa..
and for one day..i didnt see the sunlight..
well its 5 a.m rite now..
and im blogging..wtf much?

anyways..there really isnt much for me to do nowadays..
holidays are like..umm boring..
well at least ive got my gym session..
the only thing that keeps me alive and sane..
gah! the way my trainer pushes me to do an extra set even after saying that for like 3 times..
the way my muscles burn and tremble furiously as i lift the weights one more time.
its such a refreshing feeling..
makes u realise that the comfort ur livin in aint gonna be forever..

anyways im talking loads of shit la..
gonna sleep..]
ciao

had to edit this post soo many times..i kept on finding that ive left out some words..
so much for bloggin at such an hour..=)